Today, I met a cute white guy at a local bar. In conversation he mentioned that he supports same sex marriages. I politely asked him if he was gay. He chuckled and said, “My mom supported the Civil Rights Movement. Do I look black to you?” MMT
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How about I’m friends with Hermione and married to Emma? I think that sounds like a grand idea, personally.
anoptinalholiday ‘s answer on friends with Emma or Hermione.
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BRB, singing the Pokerap with my niece.

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So tonight I will call you and try to say thank you for being the sun on my face. I know the world’s almost over, but you make it seem better and I hope for you I do the same.
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Hair grows about half a millimeter a day, or about 6 inches a year.

ohyeahfacts:

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It needs to grow about 6 inches a month, please.  I want my long hair back.

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harajulia:

Kaitlyn’s post inspired me to upload this.

Am I the only one who was totally stunned by the near-mention of the word ‘ass’ in this as a child?

Okay, so when you said “Kaitlyn’s post,” I assumed it was my FOB one, and then it was like, “WHAT KIND OF POKEMON ARE YOU!?” & I was all, “THIS IS NOT PATRICK!”

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Day 318
I like this & how pointless it is. :]

Day 318

I like this & how pointless it is. :]

Fall Out Boy spree now, sleep later.

Can we just skip Christmas this year?

I hate how everyone's in the room I want to take my 365 in.

skylineisburningred:

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Just tell them to gtfo. It’s a crime scene~

Good plan.

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I hate how everyone's in the room I want to take my 365 in.

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meysell:

THE POKERAP I HOPE THIS GETS REBLOGGED FOREVER

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